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Funny signs from the Homeland Insecurity Department

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The fear mongering Department of Homeland Security has some new safety pictures. These pictures are for people who can't read a normal warning sign, unfortunately the signs can be interpreted as meaning all kinds of different things.

Here's a link to where i found this.

Here are some examples:



If a door is closed, karate chop it open.



If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.



Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.



After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

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